YOU CANNOT HIDE ANYMORE
No one had any high expectations from Mangoville’s sellout media and thugs like Rickshaw Rowdy who have quickly jumped ship and joined forces with the invading aliens. Our poor Supreme Leader is caged in a dungeon by the beer swigging … Read more
After I won entrepreneur of the month award, Mangoville State Bank offered me a loan to start a restaurant, even when I didn’t ask for one. They said “take it, we don’t even open accounts for anyone until they perform … Read more
I want to put all speculations to rest. There has been a lot of talk about Mangoville being hostage to crony capitalism, that it is an oligarchy or a plutocracy. I don’t understand any of these terms. Writers keep coming … Read more
Supreme Leader is after my life. He wants to know how we can leverage Artificial Intelligence to create a better policing experience for citizens . I don’t know what he means by that. Using so many complicated words in a … Read more
Sir, I am not liking this Melon Husk fellow buying Jitter and bringing wash basin to office. What does he think he is? Last week one customer forgetting mobile phone in my auto rickshaw and I am going to his … Read more
Allow me to introduce my latest crony – the esteemed Professor Ultashastri from the Department of Economic Mismanagement at the University of Mangoville. Before Professor took charge, the department was infested with fools who promised economic management but their policies … Read more
Ever since I helped Macho Murugan rescue Baby Malini, I have been flooded with congratulatory messages. And marriage proposals. This is what our resident Five Rupee Troll had to say: Oye Sooji, I am your biggest fan. I am liking … Read more
I have been alarmed at reports indicating a sharp rise in the average carbon footprint of the citizens of Mangoville. The extremely high IQ and analytical folks at the Bureau of Retrofitted Statistics have alerted me that we are among … Read more
My earliest childhood memories of eating out without parents is that of eating Samosas at Chandu Sweets. To be specific, eating two Samosas with two types of chutneys at Chandu Sweets, which was a nondescript, blink-and-you-miss hole in the wall … Read more
Dear Chechis and Chettas, Since I was a child my wife Aliyah has been telling me to take her to Kodaikanal. I am not exaggerating. We were not married that time, in case you are wondering. She was my neighbour … Read more