All chettas and chechis, look what kind of customers I am getting in my grocery shop. You people sitting in Alappuzha backwaters thinking Fruity Farookh is having good time in his supermarket. You people don’t know anything. This fellow Handyman Harry is high on something and simply wasting my time
Harry: Can I have some inedible ink please?
Fruity: All ink is inedible sir. I think you mean indelible ink.
Oh ok. Yes, the same thing, illegible ink.
Not illegible sir, indelible.
Yes, that’s what I said, incredible ink.
Indelible!
That’s right, invisible ink
For the last time, inedible ink!
That’s what I said first, inedible ink
Oh god, I have lost it too.
Are you giving me the illogical ink or not?
No
Why? Because this is a fruit shop
Where can I buy impossible ink?
In a stationery shop.
But you just said you are a stationery shop
I did not say any such thing.
Then all this while why didn’t you tell me this is not a stationery shop?
My mistake. I should have known you have been snorting something good. Who gave it to you? Superpower Swamy?
I am not high on anything. But since I am here, I will buy a jackfruit. I have heard it is very sticky. More powerful than super glue.
Do you want to eat it or stick it?
I want to stick it to Mishra ji’s backside and dump him in Baiganpally lake. So give me a giant one
What is your problem with Mishra ji. He is just going through some mid life crisis. You should sympathize with him
Mid life crisis my foot. He has told his daughter to focus on studies and is stopping her from going out. I haven’t seen her in a week. He is just a loser and a control freak.
I didn’t know you were seeing his daughter.
I am not. But if she never comes out of the house how will I see her?
Ok, it will be Rs 500 for the jackfruit
What? Since when does a jackfruit cost Rs 500?
Since people decided to sink people in a lake with jackfruit. My silence costs money
How can I trust you?
A Malayali shopkeeper never lies upon jackfruit
You are a good man Fruity Farookh. Here take this 500 and wish me luck.