YOU CANNOT HIDE ANYMORE
Our Supreme Leader is known for his candid views on matters related to governance. For instance, last week in an interview to international news portal Al Bagheera, he said that 90% of Mangovillains are stupid and hence policies do not … Read more
I have been alarmed at reports indicating a sharp rise in the average carbon footprint of the citizens of Mangoville. The extremely high IQ and analytical folks at the Bureau of Retrofitted Statistics have alerted me that we are among … Read more
After allegations of dictatorial behaviour, I have decided to address some concerns of the public through a virtual town hall. Henceforth the Town Hall shall be conducted regularly, albeit only virtually, considering I have received some threats of drowning me … Read more
My earliest childhood memories of eating out without parents is that of eating Samosas at Chandu Sweets. To be specific, eating two Samosas with two types of chutneys at Chandu Sweets, which was a nondescript, blink-and-you-miss hole in the wall … Read more
I have been overwhelmed by your responses to my earlier post where I had asked for suggestions on whom to interview next. Unfortunately, quantity does not equal quality. Your responses were garbage and I was forced to select an appropriate … Read more
I have been getting some suggestions on whom I should be interviewing next. Of course people know that Aunty Opinion gets the best interviews out of the toughest people. Not the staged fluff stuff like Current Johar where people are … Read more
Dear Annas and Akkas of Mangoville, Someone is trying to spread false impression that Rickshaw Rowdy is illiterate buffoon. Sir, tell me something. Is anyone in today’s world illiterate? When I was 4 years old, my mother was daily dragging … Read more
I have a confession to make. I have an elder brother by the name Nefarious Narry, also infamous as Moonshine Narasimha among the local police in Totapuri. Nobody except me knows that he is my brother. And my parents of … Read more
Before anyone asks me, let me clarify. I am not a Rajnikant fan. Now that we have it out of the way, I will tell you something about myself. I was born in Gobichettypalayam taluk. Have you ever heard of … Read more
Today we meet Malyaj Kaloni. He is a nobody. He was just eating a butter masala dosa at an Udupi restaurant. I grabbed him by the collar to give me this interview. Aunty: Hello Malyaj. You seem to like butter … Read more