YOU CANNOT HIDE ANYMORE
Supreme Leader 
I want to put all speculations to rest. There has been a lot of talk about Mangoville being hostage to crony capitalism, that it is an oligarchy or a plutocracy. I don’t understand any of these terms. Writers keep coming … Read more
Allow me to introduce my latest crony – the esteemed Professor Ultashastri from the Department of Economic Mismanagement at the University of Mangoville. Before Professor took charge, the department was infested with fools who promised economic management but their policies … Read more
I have been alarmed at reports indicating a sharp rise in the average carbon footprint of the citizens of Mangoville. The extremely high IQ and analytical folks at the Bureau of Retrofitted Statistics have alerted me that we are among … Read more
After allegations of dictatorial behaviour, I have decided to address some concerns of the public through a virtual town hall. Henceforth the Town Hall shall be conducted regularly, albeit only virtually, considering I have received some threats of drowning me … Read more
Public Notice I have stupendous news to share with all you citizens of Baiganpally ! Maximum Mojo Motors (MMM), the largest automobile company in Mangoville is planning to set up another factory, this time in Baiganpalli. They have asked me … Read more
I have had it with people using expressions without bothering to check if they really fit into the context. What is the temptation to add unnecessary flourish to your language in ordinary conversations? However if you ask me, flourish is … Read more
This morning I visited our local barber Kannan after a long time. Since Covid I have gotten used to infrequent haircuts. The strategy is to cut it real short because this has two fold benefits. The first is obvious – … Read more
I have allowed Snoopy Susie to write for this magazine. After all, detectives are mango people too. To be honest I wasn’t very keen. In her introductory letter she wrote “Everyone is guilty till proven innocent”. She was looking at … Read more
Do you have free range cow milk? Nothing in this shop is free sir No I mean milk of cows who roam around freely All my cows are always roaming around freely on the road. Look, one is sitting at … Read more
Ashok is a victim of (his own) stupidity. That is not his real name however, as we wish to protect his identity for fear of trolling by mean people. Ashok, a first year B.Com student at a well known college … Read more