YOU CANNOT HIDE ANYMORE
Humans should have an option of adding a detachable stomach. With so much there to eat it is simply not possible with one digestive system. And since it is very difficult and impractical to replicate the entire digestive system, I … Read more
I am losing my bearings. I mean how many new years are possible? Last week at the beginning of Navaratri my mother called me and wished me new year, simultaneously expressing displeasure at my old habit of not remembering anything. … Read more
Alright! My antenna are in full reception mode. Although I have not been officially contacted to investigate the disappearance of Baby Malini, I am quite sure that the bumbling Inspector Macho Murugan is going to make a mess of it. … Read more
Before anyone asks me, let me clarify. I am not a Rajnikant fan. Now that we have it out of the way, I will tell you something about myself. I was born in Gobichettypalayam taluk. Have you ever heard of … Read more
I am getting tired of scientists. They keep coming up with new theories about black holes. If only they had consulted Superpower Swamy about these mysterious objects, the matter would have been settled once and for all. How can science … Read more
Everyone is telling me I am no good. That I am not driving my auto rickshaw even to the airport, which is 50 kms away. I have decided to change. Now I will not only go to airport, but also … Read more
My antenna are in full reception mode. Since the Supreme Leader has appointed himself President of Mangoville, I have been barely able to sleep. Something about it is not right. Just him and Mysterious Admin get together and decide that … Read more
I have allowed Snoopy Susie to write for this magazine. After all, detectives are mango people too. To be honest I wasn’t very keen. In her introductory letter she wrote “Everyone is guilty till proven innocent”. She was looking at … Read more
All chettas and chechis, look what kind of customers I am getting in my grocery shop. You people sitting in Alappuzha backwaters thinking Fruity Farookh is having good time in his supermarket. You people don’t know anything. This fellow Handyman … Read more
Today we meet Malyaj Kaloni. He is a nobody. He was just eating a butter masala dosa at an Udupi restaurant. I grabbed him by the collar to give me this interview. Aunty: Hello Malyaj. You seem to like butter … Read more